Happy httyd2 release day! I made some gif-dvd covers. they don’t really match but..
when people say nice things about you
- (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
- Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
- Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
- Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
- Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
- Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
- (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
- Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
- (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
- Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
- Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
- Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
- (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
"For you my dear, anything."
german-stuff AUs are everything I need, okay?
- uni AU
- FSJ/ FÖJ AU
- Dönerbuden AU
- people from different Bundesstaaten meeting and constantly having to translate dialects because the other one has no idea what they want AU (Bonus: Ossi vs Wessi AU)
- children/siblings/ whatever go to the same Krabbelgruppe/ Hort AU
- strangers sharing a DB Ticket because die Bahn ist scheiße teuer AU
"Those ships never come back."
"We’re Vikings. It’s an occupational hazard."
Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.
1st - Normal type
I don’t really have any favorite Normal Pokemon, I stop using them as soon as possible. But I really love Sawsbuck’s design, alas I don’t like using Sawsbuck.
(If you don’t know what’s going on here’s an explanation.)